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we-are-now:

Me: *Sprays febreze on your shitty personality*

(via sherlockanatomy)

(Source: phoenixpen, via toemorrow)

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

image

(via awkwardvagina)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via awkwardvagina)

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via awkwardvagina)

"w is not a vowel"

- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via awkwardvagina)

catsbeaversandducks:

By ©WHY MY CAT IS SAD

(via awkwardvagina)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via awkwardvagina)

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via definitelybarackobama)

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

(via alyiscoolbruh)