mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
me introducing myself on the first day of school:
Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
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i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
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when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
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i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble