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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via rainbowsandrainclouds)

girlwiththeelephanttattoo:

Lawl.
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next
white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via camerondallas)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via kixxinq)

departured:

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via stability)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

we-are-now:

Me: *Sprays febreeze on your shitty personality*

(via we-are-now)